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Leaving Dates in Ruin: A How NOT to Guide!

October 2nd, 2009 Gus Reynolds No comments

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In honor of my successful avoidance of the dating scene, it’s time to reminisce upon some of my classic fuck ups over the years.  Once again, the events here actually occurred, but the name of the girls will be left out to spare her any embarrassment so that she can safely deny ever dating me.

From time to time, someone I’ll come across will ask that always-intriguing question, “Why are you single?”  Well, besides being an asshole and lacking any fashion sense, I have less game than a Jamaican bobsled team.

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