5 Reasons You Need to Get Some Strange
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Strange is best defined as random ass. This applies to women and men. If you’re considering getting back with your ex, grab your breasts (or balls) and hold tight because you’re going to find out why Strange is so much better.
Worn Out
Ever buy a pack of socks? How great does it feel to put on a fresh pair? Your feet feel incredible with each step. After you throw them in the wash, they never have that new sock feel they used to have. Some celebrities throw out their undershirts after the first use. You don’t have to live that same kind of lifestyle with your undergarments but you can with your ex. If you’ve been there, and hit that, you don’t need to go back for something familiar. The most exciting part about Strange is that it also new. It is like unwrapping a pair of pants on someone else for some ass you’ve never seen before.
New Car Smell
There are thousands different colognes and perfumes in this world. Why should you choose one? It’s puzzling how people stay on the same scent for years on end. Scent is the strongest tie to memory, so shouldn’t you sniff all you can? The scent of a man (or woman) can be intoxicating. Between diet, deodorant choices, and cologne, people can smell so incredible and different at the same time. Build your memory and smell the possibilities of Strange!
Got Investments?
Do you have a child with you ex? Were you married and sharing a business? If not, then you have no investment towards your ex. You don’t owe him (or her) anything. The only obligation you have is finding yourself some Strange to forget all those stupid fights. Those nights you spent on the cell phone arguing over nothing call all be forgiven with some Strange. Strange is that opposite sex friend with a massive piece (or tits) that will listen to every complaint and then bang you for good measure. Strange don’t judge baby, Strange don’t judge!
Numbers don’t lie!
There are fifteen people born every five seconds. If half of them are men, then you have chance of meeting someone out of the 47,304,000 born every year! If that isn’t a reason to get some Strange, what else are you waiting for? Whether you believe in a soul mate or not doesn’t count, shacking up with two (first one being your ex) out of forty-seven million can’t be that hard.
Listen to the Music
If you haven’t listened to anything resembling a song in the past year, you might need to invest in a radio. Most love related songs talk about some bad experience involving an ex. Kanye West has released multiple hit songs about a girl cheating on him, her regretting it, and him sipping on Goose. It isn’t the top shelf vodka that is causing the demand for his music, it’s the hurt. As Fallout Boy once said
And I want these words to make things right, but it’s the wrongs that make the words come to life.
Quoting a mediocre band isn’t how this article should end, so get some Strange and make it right (or bitch about it in the comment section)
